WHAT CHILDREN SAY ABOUT THEIR PARENTS

“Mom, you have wrinkles. But doesn’t matter—after all, you’re already one of the old people.”

 “Dad, why do you have such a big round belly? Is there a baby in there?”

 “Dad is the one who decides things. But Mom decides what Dad is allowed to decide.

 “When Mom scolds me, it’s as loud as a tractor. But afterwards, there’s ice cream.”

 “I love my parents. They buy everything I want if I scream really loud.” 

 “Parents are there to tie your shoes and open the cookie jar.” 

“Dad, it tastes so deliciously burnt—it must be a specialty!” 

“Dad’s cooking today? Great—where’s the number for the pizza delivery?”

 “When Dad cooks, we don’t eat with our mouths; we eat with a lot of courage.” 

“The meat is so tough, Dad, you could still use it as a shoe sole.” 

“Dad said there’s a secret ingredient. I think it’s salt. A lot of salt.”

 “Your food tastes like love, Dad—you just have to swallow it.”

 

 

Pregnant Daddy